Friday, April 25, 2008

We hope you like it.

Bushwick 2012.
When you see this do you get excited for the future?


How about now?
How about now?

Authentic Louis, Authentic Bushwick

It seems natural that Louis Vuitton comes to Brooklyn to authenticate his work, which is already getting deflated by all these artists and pirate purse makers...

Below is a picture of a guy that was probably photographed inside this new Bushwick location of Louis Vuitton. Probably after 2012 this guy won't be able to afford his loft space in Bushwick but perhaps Louis will still go photograph him in his space even if he has to relocate to the Bronx or East Brooklyn.

Future Unincorporated suggests to Louis that he begin to pay attention to the potential clients and real estate in Bushwick now, before 2012, when real estate inflation and a serious recession will leave them no choice anyway.

Welcome to Morgan Ave., 5th Ave!

A stroll down UNIVERSAL LANE

Universal is green, green is exclusive, exclusive is GUCCI, GUCCI is coming to Morgan Avenue in 2012.

Morgan Avenue is every avenue.

Future Unincorporated has ventured to predict the redevelopment of our favorite NY neighborhoods, and to prepare and welcome the renewal, rebirth, and regeneration of areas like Bushwick that have previously been guarded from the good things in life:
GREENNESS, LUXURY, SWIMMING POOLS, MOVIE STARS, FLOW, ENLIGHTENMENT, ETC., ETC.
So be the first in line to acknowledge the end of now and the beginning of a whole new luxury, predeveloped by the professionals at Future Unincorporated.

A whole new green is coming to Morgan Avenue this May. The idea is to eliminate the toxins of yesterday by recognizing the natural resources that abound in NY. We don't have many trees, but we do have the attention and products created by the corporate world powers that be, second only to nature itself. So give thanks for the bounty that you have, and come praise the NEW GREEN MOVEMENT.

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Do you know a corporation on 5th Avenue who is global, who is the master of their own domain, or who might want to relocate to Bushwick where they can also support the new green?