Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Chuck Incorporated

Like any corporation, I have the benefit of the brainpower of everyone who is working for me. It all ends up being my work, the corporate me, but everyone extends ideas and comes up with suggestions.

Monday, May 19, 2008

The Incorporation Process gets Infinite

With tomorrow coming again and again, we are always trying to improve our list of services so that we can help the public to get as corporate as they need to be-- in an all natural, organic, free-range way of course.

With an eye towards a turbo-optimistic free market where the cycle between creativity and commerce is seamless and the boundaries are invisible, Client #00013a proudly brands the alley near the office with his self-proclaimed favorite brand, Prada.

Every consultation is different, because each client is a human- necessitating uniqueness, responsiveness, and some degree of free will. However, despite these forces of chance and spontaneity, every individual is asked to brand something (or someone) with a 5th Avenue logo. When the people place a logo where it has yet to be installed by the corporation that owns it, we believe that the customer is telling the future of the corporation and the object.

The metaphor of the action represents the empowerment of that individual to use the resources accidentally planted by a constant incorporation of life. The branding of new things also predicts, warns, and celebrates the merging of all things commercial and not (yet).

Our hope is that this process of active affirmation leads all parties closer to the truth of the future. Honesty and incorporation go hand in hand. Propaganda is the new forest, 5th Avenue is the new green, Morgan Ave is the New 5th Ave.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Have a great day starting now.

Dear Clients,

On behalf of Future Unincorporated, I would like to thank you for taking the time out of your schedule to

We really enjoyed our time with you and hope that you feel sure that your purpose in life awaits you.
If you would like to review your experience, you can do that HERE.

HOWEVER, please don't live in the past. Visit www.futureunincorporated.com to make a follow up appointment, to read about our services, and to find online enlightenment.

Some follow-up questions to consider:
Do you feel better now that you have branded something?
Are you less confused about your plans now that you told a professional what they are?
Does incorporation still sound THAT BAD?
Can you imagine a new best possible scenario for 2012?

Feel free to respond with any or all of your responses.
Thank you again for the conversation, and we hope that it helped you to locate your future potential inner incorporation, and that you will have a teleconference with him/her/it very soon.

On behalf of our team of caring professionals,
Have a great day from now on!

Your Potential Consultation.

Hello Potential Clients,
I write you on behalf of the staff at Future Unincorporated, a consulting company temporarily located in the window-front office of 3rd Ward in Bushwick.

We would like to congratulate you for creating the opportunity to engage with us about your future!!!
We believe that everybody's individual futures add up to the greater tomorrow. In order to maximize your potential role in the future, we recommend that you incorporate. As an individual you are granted much less power than you might be as a commercial entity. In order to locate your best dimension in the corporate future, we would like to lead you through a series of questions and exercises that will invigorate your truest infrastructure, eliminate your stale inner bureaucracy, and organize a deep down sense of wholeness so you can be the deep non-profit that you know you are already becoming.

Please email our staff to make an appointment to set these wheels in motion. Visit www.futureunincorporated.com to learn more about our goods and services.
To your future!
Cassie Thornton, BFA
Future Manager, CEO, Intern
Future Unincorporated

Saturday, May 10, 2008

We hope to see you very soon...

No matter what it takes, you're on the road to your future -- and you're not willing to wait for anyone to hold the door for you, either. Matter of fact, you'll be packed and ready to go before you even hear the driver tap the horn once.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Your Schedule Next Week

Help us help ourselves- make an appointment today to get incorporated!
Make an appointment for a complimentary consultation in the Bushwick office of Future Unincorporated at 3rd Ward Brooklyn.

Beginning May 10, please feel obliged to meet with one of our professionals who will confront you about the functionality of your personal utilities in the face of tomorrow. A friendly face will consult you about the impending incorporation of Bushwick in 2012,
your role as a corporate entity,
and offer cake and advice if you would like that.

To join our corporate generosity campaign, make an appointment with a future manager-- before tomorrow is on top of you!
futurething@gmail.com to schedule an appointment.

The schedule for Saturdays in May is currently OPEN.
Email soon to get a prime time slot!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Trump gets tribal in Bushwick

It is a sad thing to talk about... even our favorite patriot, DONALD TRUMP will likely be upset by the looming changes in the air. We suggest he rolls up his sleeves and digs into Bushwick. This is one mock up we would like to present as an option if he would be interested in investing in Morgan Ave. You know, it is the new 5th Ave.